Greetings readers. Both of you.
So far, my summer has been made of dullness, hatred, and a generous sprinkling of failure. Luckily for all (three) of us, that is about to change very soon. Please behold my itinerary below:
July 8-14: Home! I get to see family. This will be way more interesting for me than it is for you.
July 14 (evening): HOLY SHIT IT'S HARRY POTTER. I will be dressed up and first in line, I will be with awesome people doing really awesome shit. Also, I will probably be a salty puddle of sadness and bittersweet sorrow.
July 15-22: Hawaii!! I'm sure my family still isn't that interesting to anyone but me, BUT--some truly bitchin photographs will come of this trip, and they will be available for all to see!! Beautiful waterscapes, mountainscapes, and on occasion supermegafoxyawesomehot (wo)manscapes abound. You're welcome in advance. I offer no judgment for what you choose to do with these pictures once I provide them. I also accept no liability if you get arrested.
July 22-24: Holy sweet baby moses in a tube top, it's freaking ComiCon. I am going as the personal guest of one Felicia Day, her webseries The Guild is sponsoring my registration, and I am staying at the Roddenberry residence (you know, the ones that created Star Trek? Yeah. I'm made of awesome). It's basically a geek-gasmic getaway weekend where I will be dressed as Mrs. Dr. Horrible and everything will be made of awesomeness. Also, I plan to take pictures of everything with physical form at the con, so...that'll just be freaking sweet. Get excited, yo.
Basically, I am going to be Felicia Day's new bestest most awesomest friend, and my whole life is going to be a sheetcake made of victory and talking owls. Preferably blue ones.
My journey is set to begin in about an hour and a half, when my bus arrives to take me to the airport, where I will hang out in my hotel room and find things to desecrate in various creative ways, then probably eat a sandwich. I like sandwiches.
Until next time,
Mars
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